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  Dyo the long lost great squishy husband. Lame 17. EXO & Kaisoo stan.  I'm deadly serious =..="  FANFIC WE♥IT  
 Original by Dirah. Fully re-edited by nuruL.joe with the help of software Adobe Photoshop CS6 & imgur. Most of the pics source came from We♥It & Tumblr. Thousand thanks to Wana for the awesome tutorials & helps. Adios. |
 Short Stories Posted on Story #1 Son: Dad, can you write in the dark? Dad: I think so. What is it you want me to write? Son: Your name, on this report card. Story #2 "Isn't the principle a dummy?" said a boy to a girl. Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No Girl : I'm the principle's daughter. Boy: And do you know who I am? Girl: No Boy: Thank goodness! *walk off* Story #3 A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply,"I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's Daughter" Her mother told her this was wrong, and she must say,"I'm Jane Sugarbrown" The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,The Vicar: Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter? Little girl: I thought I was, but Mommy says I'm not. Story #4 A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher.Teacher: Davy, what noise does a cow make? Davy: It goes moooo Teacher: Alice, what noise does a cat make? Alice: It goes meowww Teacher: Ali, what sound does a mouse make? Ali: Err, it goes click! Story #5 A small boy is sent to bed by his father. **Five minutes laterSon: Da-ad Dad: What? Son: I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water? Dad: NO. You had your chance. Lights out. **Five minutes later Son: Da-aaaaaddd Dad: What? Son: I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water? Dad: I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!! **Five minutes later Son: Da-aaaaaaddd Dad: WHATT?! Son: When you come and spank me, can you bring me a drink of water? Story #6 A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds,when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. **The doc asked Patient #1. Doctor: What are you doing? Patient #1: Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half? Doctor: What Patient #2 is doing? Patient #1: Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb. **the doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red Doctor: If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself. Patient #1: What? And work in the dark?**end of today's short story** fully copied from : we are us
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